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Jokes - 3 Idiots -ning Style:

Rancho: *Smiling*

Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho?

Rancho: Bohot dino se NING me account banane ki ichha thi...aaj bana diya hai...bohot maza aa raha hai.

Teacher: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai...Tell me what is a Post?

Rancho: Anything that is posted on NING is Post, Sir.

Teacher: Can you please elaborate?

Rancho: Sir...jo bhi NING  pe log daalte hai post hai sir...assignment ki...solution daal diya! Post hai Sir. Quiz aya solution dal dia! Post hai Sir... Sir actually hum post se ghire hue hai sir! assignment se GDB tak!
Sab post hai sir! Ek second me comment, ek second me reply!
Comment-reply...­ Comment-reply

Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge? Comment-reply...­ Comment-reply...

Hey Chatur tum batao,

Chatur: Assignments, quizes or GDB posted through mobile or tablet or laptop or desktop via different operating system using internet on NING is called a Post...

Teacher: Excellent!

Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe shabdo mein...

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh VUHELP  ya  VIRTULIAN  ke pages pe account banao... :@

Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh...

Teacher: Get out!

Rancho: Why sir?

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye.

Rancho goes out and comes back*

Teacher: Kya hua?

Rancho: Kuch bhul gaya tha sir.

Teacher: Kya?

Rancho: An utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e Assignments, quizes or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else...

Teacher: Kehna kya chahte ho!?!?

Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhul gaya tha!

Teacher: Seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?!

Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, aapko pasand nahi aaya!!!!

Regards:

Aqib

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thanks for ur reply....

:P :P

Itny achy idiots:P

yesss they are 

:P :d

heheheheheheaqib bhai tusi great ho schi vech twada koe jwb nae R wsy en idiots m shamil kn kn h

oh oh itna great kaha se bei :P :P jis ko shamil hona hy ho jay 

hn na es m koe shak n h ap jsa koe nae

hahahaha acha han waise sb ki apni apni shakal sahi kah rhi muj jaisa koi nai ap jaisi b koi nai hogi shyd 

thanks

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