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Marketing Terminologies:
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich.
"Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing... "


2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: "He's very rich.
"Marry him." -That's Advertising. .."



3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
"Marry me - That's Telemarketing. .."



4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
her a drink, you open the door (of the car)"Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations... "



5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says:"You are very rich!
"Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition. .."



6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback..."



7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap..."



8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say anything, another person come
and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she
goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share..."



9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your
wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets..."

 

 

Well Marketing not my subject..Hope the abv explanation will help u:p

 

Regards,

Muslimah!

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lolx

 

 

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. she have another boyfriend so you have to plan and goal and strategy to eliminate competitive edge. Advertise weak points And Promote Your plus points and then You go to her that as you are alone cz some 1 liquidate your trust so you need a merger as you going to bankrupt in emotions.

 

 

                                      "I am ATTITUDE BREAKER Will you will marry me"

 

 

thats Called MARKETING MANAGEMENT  and Business with extra profit 

lolz.. mushlimah mujhe laga tha k koi waqi bhot imp termnlgz hain :P 

but nyc way to memorize  :D gud 1 :P

lolz.. mushlimah mujhe laga tha k koi waqi bhot imp termnlgz hain :P
but nyc way to memorize :D gud 1 :P
That's really a weird technique to let others know about telemarketing lists and direct marketing services.

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