A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
Husband: Where do you want to go on holiday this year?
Wife: I want to go somewhere I've never been before.
Husband: Well, how about the kitchen?
Carry on friends!...Keep adding Jokes abt Men vs Women or Girl vs Boys or Husband vs Wife...And mention the scores after each joke by adding to the previous scoress
In the end we will see....WHO WINS?
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A man came home late at night from party.
His wife shouted:
How would you feel if you don't see me for two days?
The man couldn't believe his luck.
He replied at once. "That would be great..!"
Monday passed and he didn't see her..............
Tuesday and Wednesday passed too.........
On Thursdy his swelling was better an he could see her from the corner of his left eye ;-) :p
lolzz..sath sath scorin b krtay jaiye naa
ek+1 Cute one ka..or ek Cherry ne add kya
Theres one joke spread around for women basically...lekin i changed it
Science has discovered finally..
In men's brain, in the left side there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left...:P:P
mom to her son early in the morning:"
plz get up and go ur school
son: no i dnt wann go
son: the students n staff hate me,,,,,, now u tell de reason y shud i go to school?
mom: this is not the way u must go to school ;;;;;;;;;
because u r 47 years old and u r principal of the school
Here...Umaira female hokar hamari mazak ura rhi ho:O...lolzz
hahaha no cheating, don't use emotional tactics...
score urself plzzzzzzzzzzzz
lolzz..agar lateefa females k khilaaf to +1 to men...or agr men k khilaaf to +1 to females..
I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!