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A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."

The wife responded, "Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"


Husband: Where do you want to go on holiday this year?

Wife: I want to go somewhere I've never been before.
Husband: Well, how about the kitchen?






Carry on friends!...Keep adding Jokes abt Men vs Women or Girl vs Boys or Husband vs Wife...And mention the scores after each joke by adding to the previous scoress

In the end we will see....WHO WINS?


Note: Please observe the limits..as you all always do:)


Updated at Dec 28:

The one reaching 150 score first will be the winners of this discussion...Well obvious facts needs not to be proved and we all know that Men and Women are equal in Allah's eyes, so this discussion is just for fun...




Put efforts to win...coz competition is a competition...:p


Updated at Jan 5:

Final scores are

Boys: 150

Girls: 109

Well tried GIRLS! But we have to accept the reality that for this discussion....



Congratulations Boys!

Well Done Indeed!


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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.




Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other
ensures you
continue to do so for the rest of your life!




a newly married couple was going in their car

husband was driving the car

wife: can u drive the car with one hand

husband with exitment: yes ofcourse

wife: then clean ur nose with the other hand........... :p


women: 18


ek couple ja raha tha

admi kafi badsoort tha jabke uski bivi boht hubsoort thi

ek larka daikh k chlaya wo daikho hoor k pehloo main langoor

admi ne us larke ko peetna shoro kr dia

logoon ne roka aur poocha kioon peet rahe ho

admi: is ne meri bivi ko langoor bola hai....


women: 19



women: 20



Mujhe samajh nahi aati,
tum meri Ammi jesi rotiyan Q nahi pakati?

kiyon k
tum wesa aatta nahi goundtay


Tumhary abba goundty hain.   :P :P

women: 21

men: 15

wohoooo...Good..Ham jeetaingay..ham jeetaingay:p

Doctor : Ap k husband ko aaram ki zaroorat hay, on ka khayal rakhna, larai jhagra nahi karna.

Husband : Kya kaha doctor ne?

Wife : doctor ne jawab de diya hay.


Women : 21

Men : 16

ewain he jetaing gy. abi end neh hoa. thora sabar kro...

Boyfriend, Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?

Girlfriend: It's sufficient for me,
But how will you survive?

Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting.
Boy asks politely:Iz this seat empty?
Girl:Yes! And once you sit on it, my seat would also be empty


Husbnd:Kal mere khawab me 1 larki ayi thi
Wah!kia larki thi
Wife:Akeli aye hogi?
Husbnd:Wao tumhe kese pata?
Wife:Uska husband mere khawab me aya tha


Men :16


Rabia stranger k daaaaaaaaant khate kr do............

this is stranger ........... n Rabia ball k sath iski pita'eeeee kr rhi hai..............lolzzzzzzzzzzz.....hahahaha


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