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A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
Husband: Where do you want to go on holiday this year?
Wife: I want to go somewhere I've never been before.
Husband: Well, how about the kitchen?
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other
continue to do so for the rest of your life!
a newly married couple was going in their car
husband was driving the car
wife: can u drive the car with one hand
husband with exitment: yes ofcourse
wife: then clean ur nose with the other hand........... :p
wohoooo...Good..Ham jeetaingay..ham jeetaingay:p
Doctor : Ap k husband ko aaram ki zaroorat hay, on ka khayal rakhna, larai jhagra nahi karna.
Husband : Kya kaha doctor ne?
Wife : doctor ne jawab de diya hay.
Women : 21
Men : 16
ewain he jetaing gy. abi end neh hoa. thora sabar kro...
Boyfriend, Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
Girlfriend: It's sufficient for me,
But how will you survive?
Boy in restaurant sees a girl sitting.
Boy asks politely:Iz this seat empty?
Girl:Yes! And once you sit on it, my seat would also be empty
Husbnd:Kal mere khawab me 1 larki ayi thi
Wah!kia larki thi
Wife:Akeli aye hogi?
Husbnd:Wao tumhe kese pata?
Wife:Uska husband mere khawab me aya tha