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A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."

The wife responded, "Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"


Score:
Men=0
Women=1

Husband: Where do you want to go on holiday this year?

Wife: I want to go somewhere I've never been before.
Husband: Well, how about the kitchen?

 

Score:

Men=1

Women=1

 

Carry on friends!...Keep adding Jokes abt Men vs Women or Girl vs Boys or Husband vs Wife...And mention the scores after each joke by adding to the previous scoress


In the end we will see....WHO WINS?



 

Note: Please observe the limits..as you all always do:)

 

Updated at Dec 28:

The one reaching 150 score first will be the winners of this discussion...Well obvious facts needs not to be proved and we all know that Men and Women are equal in Allah's eyes, so this discussion is just for fun...

Currently

Boys:65

Girls:88

Put efforts to win...coz competition is a competition...:p

 

Updated at Jan 5:

Final scores are

Boys: 150

Girls: 109

Well tried GIRLS! But we have to accept the reality that for this discussion....


BOYS ARE THE WINNERS!

 

Congratulations Boys!

Well Done Indeed!

 


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hahahahaha

RaCheerry galat

we r not galat stranger g tusi galat

khate raho

lagta ha ball kuch zayada he zor se lagi ha stranger k.bechary ko sary jokes bhol gy hain ab admin,chief justice or politicians k name use ker k apny points + ker raha ha.wt u say?

hmmm i say na naa... ;) abi conclude to ne hoa. dekha larkio ma sabar bilkul b ne hota lakin is baat ka poit maaf kia..

 

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."

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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

 

Men :18

Women : 24

 

A chemistry student purposing a Girl:

I love you more than an electron

wants to attract towards proton.

Girl: oye sulphur dioxide,

apna zinc sulphide jesa face

ley k foran yahan se reduce hoja,

is se pehly k tujhy oxidize kardun

or tu reacti0n k kabil b na rahy.

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Husband: Main Tumhari roz roz ki farmaishon se tang aa gaya hoon
is liye khud khushi karne jaa raha hoon
Wife: Acha aik White Saari to dila dain Iddat kay dino main kya pehnungi

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Boy: I’ll climb tallest mount.

Swim the deepest ocean.

Walk on hot coal barefoot.

Just for you.

Girl: So sweet!

Can you come to meet me?

Boy: Not now, abhi ammi nikalne nahi dengi.

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A wife hit her husband with a frying pan.

Husband: What was that for..?

Wife: I found a paper in your pocket

with the name Jenny on it.

Husband: I took part in a race last week

and Jenny was the name of my horse.

Wife: Sorry..!

Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again

Husband: What now..?

Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.

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Couple sitting together.

Husband: I will make you the happiest woman on earth.

Wife : I will miss you..!!

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Kisi mahaan hasti ne kaha hai,

Aurat ki aadhi zindagi husband ki TALAASH me

aur baqi aadhi us ki TALAASHi me guzar jati hai..

bechari aurat

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husband looking in the mirror

I look fat and ugly,

please say something nice to me.

wife : Your eye sight is perfect!

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Shohar: Main tang aagaya hon, Tum humesha Mera Ghar, Meri Car, he kehti rehti ho.
Kabhi Hamara bhi keh diya karo.
Ab Almaari main kya dhoondh rahi ho?
Biwi: Hamara Dupatta.

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Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

 

Men : 18

women : 33

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhurrrrrrrrrah.......................Rabia tusi great ho................lage raho..

Shohar:
Hum Dono Jannati Hai,

Bivi:
Kesy?
...
Shohar:
Tum Mujhe Dekh Kar Shukar Ada Krti
Ho
Or
M Tumhay Dek Kar Toba Krta Ho:):):)

Men = 19
  Women = 33

Creator of this site is a male.

 

Men = 20

Women = 33

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