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A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."

The wife responded, "Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"


Score:
Men=0
Women=1

Husband: Where do you want to go on holiday this year?

Wife: I want to go somewhere I've never been before.
Husband: Well, how about the kitchen?

 

Score:

Men=1

Women=1

 

Carry on friends!...Keep adding Jokes abt Men vs Women or Girl vs Boys or Husband vs Wife...And mention the scores after each joke by adding to the previous scoress


In the end we will see....WHO WINS?



 

Note: Please observe the limits..as you all always do:)

 

Updated at Dec 28:

The one reaching 150 score first will be the winners of this discussion...Well obvious facts needs not to be proved and we all know that Men and Women are equal in Allah's eyes, so this discussion is just for fun...

Currently

Boys:65

Girls:88

Put efforts to win...coz competition is a competition...:p

 

Updated at Jan 5:

Final scores are

Boys: 150

Girls: 109

Well tried GIRLS! But we have to accept the reality that for this discussion....


BOYS ARE THE WINNERS!

 

Congratulations Boys!

Well Done Indeed!

 


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Prime minister of Pakistan is male...

Men = 21

Women= 33

President of Pakistan is male.

 

Men = 22

Women = 33

Chief justice of Pakistan is male.

Men = 23

Women = 33

Mariya larki ho k hamaray h hilaaf .............not good

hahaha

ek dost doosre dost se: tuje sharam ni ati apni bv k saath kapre dho raha tha

1st : is main sharam wali konsi baat hai

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wo b to rooti bnane main meri help krti hai....... :p

 

men= 23

women= 34

Designer of this site is a female:P...Amel

 

This discussion is started by a female:P:P

 

Men 23

Women 36...wohoooo



A man will pay $10 for a $5 item he needs.

A woman will pay $5A man will pay $10 for a $5 item he needs.

Men = 24

Womwn = 36



A woman worries about the future -- until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future -- until he gets a wife.

 

Men = 25

Women = 36 

our president is the world's corrupt person .............he is a male.

 

women= 37

man= 25

prime minister of Pakistan ........the person who always say .............that thing is not into my aknowledge.

he have no desision power at all... always depend on president.

 

women= 38

man= 25

a girl was very sad

boy ask y r u sad

girl: the result has been announced

n my %age is not good

boy: how much u got

girl: only 80%

boy: bus itni si baat itne main to 2 larke pass ho jate hain.

 

women= 39

men= 25

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