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A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."

The wife responded, "Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"


Score:
Men=0
Women=1

Husband: Where do you want to go on holiday this year?

Wife: I want to go somewhere I've never been before.
Husband: Well, how about the kitchen?

 

Score:

Men=1

Women=1

 

Carry on friends!...Keep adding Jokes abt Men vs Women or Girl vs Boys or Husband vs Wife...And mention the scores after each joke by adding to the previous scoress


In the end we will see....WHO WINS?



 

Note: Please observe the limits..as you all always do:)

 

Updated at Dec 28:

The one reaching 150 score first will be the winners of this discussion...Well obvious facts needs not to be proved and we all know that Men and Women are equal in Allah's eyes, so this discussion is just for fun...

Currently

Boys:65

Girls:88

Put efforts to win...coz competition is a competition...:p

 

Updated at Jan 5:

Final scores are

Boys: 150

Girls: 109

Well tried GIRLS! But we have to accept the reality that for this discussion....


BOYS ARE THE WINNERS!

 

Congratulations Boys!

Well Done Indeed!

 


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Man : 36

 

Women: 40

A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, "If you don't promise to send us 100,000,00 we promise you we will kidnap your wife."

The poor man wrote back, "I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."

 

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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

 

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"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."


"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"

"I know all that."

"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"

"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

 

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Expiry date

Wife: Honey: What are You Looking for in that paper ?
Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.

 

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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents

 

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Wife:  If I climb Mount Everest what will you give to me.
Husband: PUSH !

 

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Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

 

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Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!

 

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Wife: main tumhari yaad mein 15 hi din mein aadhi ho chuki hon,mujhay laine kab aaoge?

Husband : 15 din aur ruk jao.

Man : 45

 

Women : 40

Man : 46

 

Women : 40

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

 

Men: 48

Women: 40

lagta hai Rabia Ashraf ki barSaat kareeb hai...

Aik nokrani Apny malik ka check lay k bank gai...  Accountant nay kha k back pe apny Signatute ker dain

nokrani ko signature ki samaj ni lagi... Accountant nay kha apna name likh dain jo likhti hoti hain...

Nokrani nay likha " tumhari...aur sirf tumhari...Nazia..."

 

Men; 49

Women: 40

A married man had written on the back of his car

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.

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Don't Disturb!.... I am already Disturbed...

Men 50

Women 40

BV: shadi k shuru k dino mein jab main khana paka k lati tu app mujhay mujhay zyada khilaty aur khud kam khaty..

Par ab aisa q nahi ?????

Shohar: Q k Ab tumhen khana pakana agaya hai ....

 

Men 51

Women 40

Girls are you there?????

Kya hoa bas?????????????????? ;)

Boy: Boys are intelligent than girls!
Girl: Any proof ?
Boy: You always say intelliGENTS
but you never say intelliLADIES!
Great people Great thoughts.

Men 52

Women 40

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