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A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."

The wife responded, "Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"


Husband: Where do you want to go on holiday this year?

Wife: I want to go somewhere I've never been before.
Husband: Well, how about the kitchen?






Carry on friends!...Keep adding Jokes abt Men vs Women or Girl vs Boys or Husband vs Wife...And mention the scores after each joke by adding to the previous scoress

In the end we will see....WHO WINS?


Note: Please observe the you all always do:)


Updated at Dec 28:

The one reaching 150 score first will be the winners of this discussion...Well obvious facts needs not to be proved and we all know that Men and Women are equal in Allah's eyes, so this discussion is just for fun...




Put efforts to win...coz competition is a competition...:p


Updated at Jan 5:

Final scores are

Boys: 150

Girls: 109

Well tried GIRLS! But we have to accept the reality that for this discussion....



Congratulations Boys!

Well Done Indeed!


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A man came home late at night from party.

His wife shouted:

How would you feel if you don't see me for two days?

The man couldn't believe his luck.

He replied at once. "That would be great..!"

Monday passed and he didn't see her..............

Tuesday and Wednesday passed too.........

On Thursdy his swelling was better an he could see her from the corner of his left eye ;-) :p

lolzz..sath sath scorin b krtay jaiye naa

ek+1 Cute one ka..or ek Cherry ne add kya


Men: 2

Women: 2

Theres one joke spread around for women basically...lekin i changed it

Science has discovered finally..

In men's brain, in the left side there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left...:P:P



Men: 2

Women: 3

mom to her son early in the morning:"


plz get up and go ur school


son: no i dnt wann go


mom: reason?


son: the students n staff hate me,,,,,, now u tell de reason y shud i go to school?


mom: this is not the way u must go to school ;;;;;;;;;


because u r 47 years old and u r principal of the school

Here...Umaira female hokar hamari mazak ura rhi ho:O...lolzz

Men: 3

Women: 3

hahaha no cheating, don't use emotional tactics...

score urself plzzzzzzzzzzzz

lolzz..agar lateefa females k khilaaf to +1 to men...or agr men k khilaaf to +1 to females..


patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai.
taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai

Men: 3
Women: 4

Wife: yesterday-night

I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes!

Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!


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