A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
Husband: Where do you want to go on holiday this year?
Wife: I want to go somewhere I've never been before.
Husband: Well, how about the kitchen?
Carry on friends!...Keep adding Jokes abt Men vs Women or Girl vs Boys or Husband vs Wife...And mention the scores after each joke by adding to the previous scoress
In the end we will see....WHO WINS?
Note: Please observe the limits..as you all always do:)
Updated at Dec 28:
females main males ki nisbat quat-e-mudaft ziada hoti hai...
in world female population is greater than male papulation
Girlfriend: Chand Kitne Hotay Hain?
Boyfriend: 2, Ek Tum Aur Ek Ooper.
Wife: Chand Kitne Hotay Hain?
Husband: Andhi Ho? Woh Ooper Kharbooza Nazar Aaraha Hai?
hahahaha kamal hai cheerryy :-)
maza aya na yaar mukabla kro kurioon...............hala bol
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Larkiyo K Lafrey May Mat Paro,
Baaqi Sab Mer Jaatey Hai;-)
gade maaaaaaaaaaani hamare marks 51 hain