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A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."

The wife responded, "Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"


Score:
Men=0
Women=1

Husband: Where do you want to go on holiday this year?

Wife: I want to go somewhere I've never been before.
Husband: Well, how about the kitchen?

 

Score:

Men=1

Women=1

 

Carry on friends!...Keep adding Jokes abt Men vs Women or Girl vs Boys or Husband vs Wife...And mention the scores after each joke by adding to the previous scoress


In the end we will see....WHO WINS?



 

Note: Please observe the limits..as you all always do:)

 

Updated at Dec 28:

The one reaching 150 score first will be the winners of this discussion...Well obvious facts needs not to be proved and we all know that Men and Women are equal in Allah's eyes, so this discussion is just for fun...

Currently

Boys:65

Girls:88

Put efforts to win...coz competition is a competition...:p

 

Updated at Jan 5:

Final scores are

Boys: 150

Girls: 109

Well tried GIRLS! But we have to accept the reality that for this discussion....


BOYS ARE THE WINNERS!

 

Congratulations Boys!

Well Done Indeed!

 


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but famous ziada kon .................RJ S@M and RJ Marvi ...............lolzzzzzzzzz

 

wome= 57

men= 61

MA hun na

 

‎2 old ladies sitting in church 1 leans over and whispers to the other "my butt is going to sleep" the other replies "I know I have heard it snore 3 times":):):)

 

hahahahahahahhahahhahah @ no worries guys i am back ;P

one more thing hum girlz  ka apna alag group hai is ning pe but boys don't have .......... :P

women= 58
men= 61

A Golden Quote By Michael Schumacher-


Girls Are Like Ferrari Cars.
They Are Good To See
And Feel,
Difficult To
Own And Maintain....

 

 

Men: 62

Women: 58

 

aGar koi repeat ho jaYe to bata dena....:P

Why Do Gals Act Like Idiots ????
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Who Says They Are Acting?....

 

 

Men: 63

Women: 58

A Boy Was Following A Girl,
Girl:Don’t FolLOW Me,Becoz My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,
Boy:Don’t U Worry,My Father Iz FolLOWING Her”...

 

 

BoYs: 64

Girls: 58


Girl:Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
Boy:No???
Girl:Quickly see your driving license.

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Husband & Wife me Jhagra hua to Wife ne apni Maa ko fone kya:

me ap k ghar arahi hu

Maa boli:

usy apne kiye ki saza milni chahye

tum wahin raho me aa rahi hon

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Wife: You delivered an excellent speech.
Hubby: Thanks dear but the audience was full of fools and idiots.
Wife: Is that why you addressed them as your brothers and sisters?

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Husband: begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi?
Begum: nahi g,thori dair baqi ha.
Husband: theek ha mein bahar se kha leta hon.
Begum: bas 5 mint ruk jaen.
Husband:5 mint mein khana tayar ho jaega?
Begum: nahi mein tayar ho jaungi

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husband: Baaju k ghar se IODEX maang ke la.
Wife: Wo log nhi denge.
husband: Haan! Bade kanjoos or kamine log hai
Chal Apni hi almaari se nikaal le!

Husband: “tum pori dunya mein b dhondo to mujh jesa husband nahi mily ga” Wife: “tum kia samahjty ho, main 2sra b tum jesa dhondon gi?”

Child- Mom is bar hum sare pataake yahi se Lenge

Mom- lekin ye to girls hostel hai

Cld- Papa to kahte hain k sari phul-jhadiya yahi rehti

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A Fairy Godmother told a married couple: "For being such an exemplary married couple for 35 years, I will give you each a wish".

"I want to travel around the world with my dearest husband" said the wife.

The Fairy moved her magic stick and abracadabra! two tickets appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well this moment is very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime. So.....I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me".

The wife was deeply disappointed, but a wish was a wish. The Fairy made a circle with her magic stick and.....abracadabra!... Suddenly the husband was 90 years old.

Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?

boy:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s pharray (Cheating material) today

a boy 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
boy :I will give both of them

boy: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
boy: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
boy: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth..

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husband & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
husband shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto.

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A husband & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana

boy to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
boy: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!

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A boy made a call to the airport.

Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”

Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.

boy: Ok, thank you..!!!

and disconnect the call.

 A boy said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”

Taxi driver to his officer:-

Sir petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi

officer: Koi bat nahi gaddi piche lelo

Why is a man standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?

Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”

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A man pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

A man went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.

The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.

man replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

a man got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
man: dont take tension remove telenor &
put warid sim..Thank you for calling ufone.

A man looking at sky asks another man :
Is that a sun or moon?

Other man replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..

2 men looking at an Egyptian mummy.

man1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.

Man 2: yes,
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760

man’s Leave application

Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.

Interviewer asked:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?

man: Marjava & Mitjava

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!

man: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.

A man opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office

A man 2 other why r all these people running?

2nd Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

1st man-If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?

A man wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry man:
“Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”

ap say yahi umeed thi @ itna study par tawajoo dayti tu A plus lay lati joke lolzzz

Men : 64

Women : 87

wohoooo...

jab tak rabia hamaray saath hai...ham har nahi sktayy:p

INSHAALLAH

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