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A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."

The wife responded, "Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"


Score:
Men=0
Women=1

Husband: Where do you want to go on holiday this year?

Wife: I want to go somewhere I've never been before.
Husband: Well, how about the kitchen?

 

Score:

Men=1

Women=1

 

Carry on friends!...Keep adding Jokes abt Men vs Women or Girl vs Boys or Husband vs Wife...And mention the scores after each joke by adding to the previous scoress


In the end we will see....WHO WINS?



 

Note: Please observe the limits..as you all always do:)

 

Updated at Dec 28:

The one reaching 150 score first will be the winners of this discussion...Well obvious facts needs not to be proved and we all know that Men and Women are equal in Allah's eyes, so this discussion is just for fun...

Currently

Boys:65

Girls:88

Put efforts to win...coz competition is a competition...:p

 

Updated at Jan 5:

Final scores are

Boys: 150

Girls: 109

Well tried GIRLS! But we have to accept the reality that for this discussion....


BOYS ARE THE WINNERS!

 

Congratulations Boys!

Well Done Indeed!

 


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Larki ro ro k larke se keh rahe hai

Hath chor pagla meri nose beh rahe hai

Boys.65

girls.89

Boys in friends

Boy: Yar meri girl friend ne kaha tha subha game khelne se seht achi hoti hai par muje to koi farq ni parh: tum 2ndboy:kon c game khelte ho

Boy: mobile  pe sanp wali........ hahaha

boy:65

girls:90

Husband hospital k bahir beth kar ro raha rha

Wife: apko kiya hua hai?

husband: 10 sal bad Khuda ne beta diya wo b chota sa

Boys:65

girls:91

Boy to girl

Boy: Tumhare hath bhut garam hae garam hath wafa ki nishani hae

girl: Bukhar e menu wada aya wasi shah

boys:65

girls:92

facebook pe ik rake aur larki ki lovestory start hue phir shadi ho gae ik din larke ne larki se pocha

Jab tum ne muje pehli bar dekha tha to kesa laga

Girl: agar muje Ayat ul kursi na ati hoti mae to mar he jati.....

boys:65

girls:93

hahaha

good job Mishi..:p

boy: kal rat 3 ghanty tak 1 film daikhi jis main na koi banda tha na koi awaz

girl: film ka name kia tha?

boy:please inseret disc

boy:65 

girl: 94

 


What’s the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Both are sweet at the beginning
and
become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd…


LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE

and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

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Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

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You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!

--------------------------------------------------------

Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

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Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

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A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”


boy:71 

girl: 94

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir char ke bolegi.

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Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is rs1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

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Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

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Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

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Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!

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My wife and I
were happy for 20 years.
Than we met.

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Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.


boy:78 

girl: 94

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