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A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."

The wife responded, "Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"


Score:
Men=0
Women=1

Husband: Where do you want to go on holiday this year?

Wife: I want to go somewhere I've never been before.
Husband: Well, how about the kitchen?

 

Score:

Men=1

Women=1

 

Carry on friends!...Keep adding Jokes abt Men vs Women or Girl vs Boys or Husband vs Wife...And mention the scores after each joke by adding to the previous scoress


In the end we will see....WHO WINS?



 

Note: Please observe the limits..as you all always do:)

 

Updated at Dec 28:

The one reaching 150 score first will be the winners of this discussion...Well obvious facts needs not to be proved and we all know that Men and Women are equal in Allah's eyes, so this discussion is just for fun...

Currently

Boys:65

Girls:88

Put efforts to win...coz competition is a competition...:p

 

Updated at Jan 5:

Final scores are

Boys: 150

Girls: 109

Well tried GIRLS! But we have to accept the reality that for this discussion....


BOYS ARE THE WINNERS!

 

Congratulations Boys!

Well Done Indeed!

 


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Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!

Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

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Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:

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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

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wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing

wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date .

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

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HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

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boy:85 

girl: 94

A Sad girl was sitting with her husband

Husband: U r d second most beautiful girl, I've ever seen.

Girl: Who's the first?


Husband: It's YOU When u sM¡le.

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Q na hum apni shadi ki salgirah pr
    
dawat k lye bakra ziba karen?      
    
Shohar:     

    
    
ghalti to me ne ki ha?     
to saza us gharib ko Q dein."     

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A Man goes to a shop:

"I need a ladies suit..?"
 
Shopkeeper:

"Sir, Begum kay liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaon?"

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Aik Bivi Judge Se Mujhe Apne 
Husband Se Talaq Chaye Ha . 

Judge Lkn Kyon ? 

Bivi Ma Jo Bi Pakaow 
Mera Husband Zid Karta Hai 
Ma Bi Wohi Khow...

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 hasband ; tumhari gardan  par ajeeb

si cheez hay jise dekh kar khauf aata hay.


Wife:Wo kiya?





Husband:
Tumhara 'moun'...

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Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon 

Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai'n 
Tumhari Ho Jaye'n. 

Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer'.

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Biwi Shohar Se 
"Tum Shaadi k Baad 
Badal Gaye Ho !" 

Shohar: 
"Mene Tumhei'n Pehly 
Hi Bata Dia Tha k 
Mujhy Shaadi Shuda 
Larkio'n Main Koi 
Dil-chaspi Nahi

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Wife:"Meray iraday baray naik hain,
Aap 100 main
say aik hain!"

Husband: "dimagh k hum b DON hain,
pehle ye bata baqi k 99 kon hain...?

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boy:93 

girl: 94

When a man holds a womans hand before marriage, it is love but when he holds it after marriage??
Its self-defence!

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TO MAKE A WIFE HAPPY,

A HUSBAND"ONLY"HAS TO BE:
.A Friend
.Companion
.Lover
.Driver
.Electrician
.Plumber
.Mechanic
.Decorator
.Listener
.Organizer
.Sympathetic
.Warm
.Attentive
.Funny
.Understanding
.Tolerant
.Truthful
.Passionate
.Honest
.

.
But
TO MAKE A HUSBAND HAPPY? 

just leave him ALONE..!

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Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki

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Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abi tk nahin aya :

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo

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Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

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Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!


Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho??

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A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

 



boy:100 

girl: 94


boy:100 

girl: 94

Sajid HuSsain Zindabad..
Rabia Ashraf kahaan ho...ajao maidan main...we desperately neeed uu:(
thx pink ..............................
Boy: wo jo table pe admi betha hai, us se meri dushmani hai.
Girl: table pe to 4 admi hae
boy: wo jis ki mochen hae
girl:mochen to sab ki hae
boy:wo jis k white kapre hae
girl: wo to sub k white hae
boy ne ghusse me pistol nikala or 3 admiyun ko maar kar bola wo jo reh gya hai mae os ki ni chorun ga.
girl wa wa wa :-J
boy: 100
girls: 95

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