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A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."

The wife responded, "Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"


Husband: Where do you want to go on holiday this year?

Wife: I want to go somewhere I've never been before.
Husband: Well, how about the kitchen?






Carry on friends!...Keep adding Jokes abt Men vs Women or Girl vs Boys or Husband vs Wife...And mention the scores after each joke by adding to the previous scoress

In the end we will see....WHO WINS?


Note: Please observe the limits..as you all always do:)


Updated at Dec 28:

The one reaching 150 score first will be the winners of this discussion...Well obvious facts needs not to be proved and we all know that Men and Women are equal in Allah's eyes, so this discussion is just for fun...




Put efforts to win...coz competition is a competition...:p


Updated at Jan 5:

Final scores are

Boys: 150

Girls: 109

Well tried GIRLS! But we have to accept the reality that for this discussion....



Congratulations Boys!

Well Done Indeed!


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Husband:Hypnotise karna kya hota hy? 
Wife:Kisi ko apnay control me kar k apni marzi k kaam karwaana 

Husband:Chal jhoTi,usay to Shadi kehte haiN


"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." 

"What?... Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" 

"I know all that." 

"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" 

"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."


Husband: Honey, when I die, will you marry again? 

Wife: I am afraid I will. You know how much I hate solitude. 

Husband: Will you let him drive my car? 

Wife: Well, I think so. 

Husband: Will you let him sit in my favorite chair? 

Wife: Maybe. 

Husband: Will you let him have my gold watch? 

Wife: Maybe. 

Husband: Will you let him wear my nice suits? 

Wife: No, he is shorter.


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Shadi ke Phele VS Shadi ke Baad.. 

Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote Sad 

Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote Smile 

Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya 

Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya? 

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai 

Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Ha 

Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai 

Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha 

Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye 

Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye 

Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le jayenge 

Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge 

Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi 

Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi 

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap 

Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap 

Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic 

Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage 

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun? 

Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran 

Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss Smile 

Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss Sad 

Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani 

Shaadi ke baad - Chutki Ki Amma 

Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi 

Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky 

Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen 

Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen? 



girls: 109


girls: 109


Gr8 Job Sajid! AP ne larko ki izzat rakh li...chalo becharay kahin to jeetay:p
Dil ke khuSh RakhnY ko Muslimah Ye khaYal acha hai...

lolzz..keh lijyee...din hai aj apkaa:p...hahaha

waisay WELL DONE!


thx ji thx......
congrates boys ............. :applause:


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