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A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."

The wife responded, "Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"


Score:
Men=0
Women=1

Husband: Where do you want to go on holiday this year?

Wife: I want to go somewhere I've never been before.
Husband: Well, how about the kitchen?

 

Score:

Men=1

Women=1

 

Carry on friends!...Keep adding Jokes abt Men vs Women or Girl vs Boys or Husband vs Wife...And mention the scores after each joke by adding to the previous scoress


In the end we will see....WHO WINS?



 

Note: Please observe the limits..as you all always do:)

 

Updated at Dec 28:

The one reaching 150 score first will be the winners of this discussion...Well obvious facts needs not to be proved and we all know that Men and Women are equal in Allah's eyes, so this discussion is just for fun...

Currently

Boys:65

Girls:88

Put efforts to win...coz competition is a competition...:p

 

Updated at Jan 5:

Final scores are

Boys: 150

Girls: 109

Well tried GIRLS! But we have to accept the reality that for this discussion....


BOYS ARE THE WINNERS!

 

Congratulations Boys!

Well Done Indeed!

 


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Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

 

 

 

 

hahahaha,,,,,,wese nice hai,,,,,,,

Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

lolzzz

Men: 7

Women: 4

:O

Kashhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Aik admi raat 1bajy, sakh sardi aur barish ma pizza shop py jata ha aur aik pizza order karta ha,

Shopkeeper: sir kya app shadi shuda hain?

 

Man: nhe to kya is time meri maa mjy pizza lene bhejy gi!!!

Men: 8

Women: 4

 

Men: 8

Women: 5...(cherry ka add krna bhool gyee ap:)

kar lo kar lo jitni cheating karni ha. at last jitnna to hum ny he ha

Wife ko begum q kahtay hain?

Begum word begham sy nikla ha.

 

Matlab sab tensions aur gham husband k aur wife "BEGHAM"

 

Men: 9

Women: 5

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