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A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
Husband: Where do you want to go on holiday this year?
Wife: I want to go somewhere I've never been before.
Husband: Well, how about the kitchen?
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Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha
hahahaha,,,,,,wese nice hai,,,,,,,
Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
Aik admi raat 1bajy, sakh sardi aur barish ma pizza shop py jata ha aur aik pizza order karta ha,
Shopkeeper: sir kya app shadi shuda hain?
Man: nhe to kya is time meri maa mjy pizza lene bhejy gi!!!
Women: 5...(cherry ka add krna bhool gyee ap:)
kar lo kar lo jitni cheating karni ha. at last jitnna to hum ny he ha
Wife ko begum q kahtay hain?
Begum word begham sy nikla ha.
Matlab sab tensions aur gham husband k aur wife "BEGHAM"
Women: 5 ;)