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A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."

The wife responded, "Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"


Husband: Where do you want to go on holiday this year?

Wife: I want to go somewhere I've never been before.
Husband: Well, how about the kitchen?






Carry on friends!...Keep adding Jokes abt Men vs Women or Girl vs Boys or Husband vs Wife...And mention the scores after each joke by adding to the previous scoress

In the end we will see....WHO WINS?


Note: Please observe the limits..as you all always do:)


Updated at Dec 28:

The one reaching 150 score first will be the winners of this discussion...Well obvious facts needs not to be proved and we all know that Men and Women are equal in Allah's eyes, so this discussion is just for fun...




Put efforts to win...coz competition is a competition...:p


Updated at Jan 5:

Final scores are

Boys: 150

Girls: 109

Well tried GIRLS! But we have to accept the reality that for this discussion....



Congratulations Boys!

Well Done Indeed!


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wife shoping kr k ghr i

husband shoping bags daikh k: is main yakeenan koi khane ki cheez ho ge

wife: sure ..........bag main mere new sandles hain........ :D


women: 6 



yaar...women peechay hain....jeetao hamain:O


The first dunwatta of the month ..HERE ON VUSTUDENTS.NET...is no one but a MALE:P

Men: 10

Women: 7



Men : 10

Women : 8


Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”


Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.


Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever


1 dost: BV se larayi khatam hoi?
2nd dost: gutne taik k mere pass ai thi
1st: ussney gutne taik kay kia kaha?
2nd: yehi key bed k nichey se nikal aao khuch nahi kahongi.


Wife:main bazar ja rahi hoon..mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!!!
Husband(ghusay se):tuhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!!!
Wife:app se wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!!!
Beta apni maa se,purani album dekhte huye-maa ye photo mein itna smart aadmi kaun hai?
Maa:-beta ye tumhare papa hai.
Beta-to hum is ganje k sath kyo rehte hain.
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
“Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.”

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli “Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti”

Men : 10

Women : 15

   great work rabia................very nice


husband n wife r like liver n kidney respectively

liver fails kidny fails

when kidney fails ...........liver manage with another kidney........... :D

women: 16

men: 10

A management student/ boy hugs a girl..

girl: what was this
Boy: direct marketing.

*girl slaps the boy*

Boy: what is this?
Girl: Customer feed back :D


women: 17

men: 10

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.


Men: 11

Women: 17

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.




Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish.





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