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A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."

The wife responded, "Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"


Husband: Where do you want to go on holiday this year?

Wife: I want to go somewhere I've never been before.
Husband: Well, how about the kitchen?






Carry on friends!...Keep adding Jokes abt Men vs Women or Girl vs Boys or Husband vs Wife...And mention the scores after each joke by adding to the previous scoress

In the end we will see....WHO WINS?


Note: Please observe the limits..as you all always do:)


Updated at Dec 28:

The one reaching 150 score first will be the winners of this discussion...Well obvious facts needs not to be proved and we all know that Men and Women are equal in Allah's eyes, so this discussion is just for fun...




Put efforts to win...coz competition is a competition...:p


Updated at Jan 5:

Final scores are

Boys: 150

Girls: 109

Well tried GIRLS! But we have to accept the reality that for this discussion....



Congratulations Boys!

Well Done Indeed!


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Man goes to bookshop and asks the sales guy...i am looking for a book which gives you ways to keep a woman silent...


Sales Guy Says: Fiction section is on that side :P


Agar yeh joke already ho chuka hai to sorry ...coz i din browse through all :D


Stranger stop trying to win....Ziyada bolney mein ladies sey kon jeet sakta hai

chalo g stranger ka saath denay koi to aya..waisay BM bhai ap b kia bacho ki trhan shru hogyee:p


Men 26

Women 39

There are two times when a man doesnt understand a women, before marriage and after marriage!



Doc: Ur husband needs rest,
take these sleeping pills.
Wife: Oh! Thnx doc, wen do i give him these?
Doc: These pills r 4u not for him!


Men :28

Women :39

What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What men know about women.":p


Men: 28

Women: 40

Other than jokes.....


Allah Made first Man then woman

so give more numbers to man please

A man will pay Rs 10 for a Rs 5 item he needs.

A woman will pay Rs 5 for a Rs 10 item that she doesn't need, because it's on sale.


Man : 29


Women: 40

1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,
Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1st: Bataya Tha
2nd: Phir
1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.


Man : 30

women: 40

Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi
Husband Ghar Se Chala Gya
Raat Ko Phone Pr Biwi Se Poocha : Khaane Main Kia Hai ?
Wife : ZEHER
Husband : Oki Tum Kha K So Jana Main Deer Se Aaonga ;->


Man; 31

Women : 40

Wife: Suno g doctor ne mujhe aik
maheenay k araam k liye beautiful
foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k passs..


Man : 32


Women: 40

yeh mazay ka tha..:p


wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to (aik Faqeer ne kaha:Shehzadi 5 rupey de de, Andha hoon.
Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha ho ga.


Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
"What other problem can there be greater than this one?




Wife ..........Woh !! Dekho larka mujhey smile dey raha hai
Husband ... Smile nahi dey raha hai, jab main ney tumhain pehli
baar deka thaa to meri bhi hansi nikal gayi thi..




If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!




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