A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
Husband: Where do you want to go on holiday this year?
Wife: I want to go somewhere I've never been before.
Husband: Well, how about the kitchen?
Carry on friends!...Keep adding Jokes abt Men vs Women or Girl vs Boys or Husband vs Wife...And mention the scores after each joke by adding to the previous scoress
In the end we will see....WHO WINS?
Note: Please observe the limits..as you all always do:)
Updated at Dec 28:
Boy to girl before exam: Hey all the best.
Girl: All da best to you too.
But the girl score 80 marks and the boy failed
MoraL: only boys wish with true heart.
hahahah,,, ye mazey ka ha maani
Girls r like an internet virus,
they enter ur life,
scan ur pocket,
transfer ur money,
edit ur mind,
download their problems,
Delete ur smile
hang u 4 ever...!!
Boy larki se: main tum se Muhabbat krta hun,
Larki:"Tameez se baat karo"
Boy: "In the name of ALLAH.... with due respect I beg to say that I Love
What do we call a women who works as ahrd as a men??
girls...jagooo....stop sleepin lyk men...:p
Maa k pairoon k neeche janat hoti hai...
Husband: do u call me dog
Husband: do u call me a dog
wife: still silent
Husband: i'm asking .........do u call me a dog
wife: nhi kaha na to bonkna band karo
girl to a man in a party: plz kia aap mere face se 1 cheez hata sakte hain?
man with pleasure: yes ofcourse...........kia htana hai.
girl: apni galeez nazrain.......
y men avoid question
Wife: ager main mr gi to kia tum 2sri shadi kro gai
wife: kia tme married life pasnd nhi
Husband: chalo theek hai kr loon ga
wife: kia tm uske sath isi ghr main raho gai
husband: yes ofcourse itna khoobsurt ghr hai
wif: kia tm uske sath meri gari main goomo gai
husband: haan itni achi car hai
wife: kia tm use mere dresses use krne do gai
husband: nhi wo new lai gi
wife: kia tm usai mere shoes use krne do gai
Husband: nhi uska num 6 hai.............oooooooo shit
men were beated by women in mumbi for using women's side in train..........lolzzzzzzzz
fakeer: baji kia aapke pas ek bhooke k liye khana hai
Aurat: han hai pr wo abi office se nhi aya