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A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."

The wife responded, "Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"


Score:
Men=0
Women=1

Husband: Where do you want to go on holiday this year?

Wife: I want to go somewhere I've never been before.
Husband: Well, how about the kitchen?

 

Score:

Men=1

Women=1

 

Carry on friends!...Keep adding Jokes abt Men vs Women or Girl vs Boys or Husband vs Wife...And mention the scores after each joke by adding to the previous scoress


In the end we will see....WHO WINS?



 

Note: Please observe the limits..as you all always do:)

 

Updated at Dec 28:

The one reaching 150 score first will be the winners of this discussion...Well obvious facts needs not to be proved and we all know that Men and Women are equal in Allah's eyes, so this discussion is just for fun...

Currently

Boys:65

Girls:88

Put efforts to win...coz competition is a competition...:p

 

Updated at Jan 5:

Final scores are

Boys: 150

Girls: 109

Well tried GIRLS! But we have to accept the reality that for this discussion....


BOYS ARE THE WINNERS!

 

Congratulations Boys!

Well Done Indeed!

 


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Boy to girl before exam: Hey all the best.

Girl: All da best to you too.

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But the girl score 80 marks and the boy failed
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MoraL: only boys wish with true heart. 8-)

 

Men 53

Women 40

 

hahahah,,, ye mazey ka ha maani

Girls r like an internet virus,
they enter ur life,
scan ur pocket,
transfer ur money,
edit ur mind,
download their problems,
Delete ur smile
&
hang u 4 ever...!!

MEn_54

Girls_40

Boy larki se: main tum se Muhabbat krta hun,

Larki:"Tameez se baat karo"

Boy: "In the name of ALLAH.... with due respect I beg to say that I Love
You":...P

MEn_55

Girls_40

What do we call a women who works as ahrd as a men??

**LAZY**..:P

 

girls...jagooo....stop sleepin lyk men...:p

 

Men  55

Women  41

Maa k pairoon k neeche janat hoti hai...

 

women=42

men= 55

 

 

Women= 43

men= 55

Husband: do u call me dog

wife: silent

Husband: do u call me a dog

wife: still silent

Husband: i'm asking .........do u call me a dog

wife: nhi kaha na to bonkna band karo

 

women= 44

men= 55

girl to a man in a party: plz kia aap mere face se 1 cheez hata sakte hain?

man with pleasure: yes ofcourse...........kia htana hai.

girl: apni galeez nazrain.......

 

women= 45

men=55

y men avoid question

 

Wife: ager main mr gi to kia tum 2sri shadi kro gai

Husband: nhi

wife: kia tme married life pasnd nhi

Husband: chalo theek hai kr loon ga

wife: kia tm uske sath isi ghr main raho gai

husband: yes ofcourse itna khoobsurt ghr hai

wif: kia tm uske sath meri gari main goomo gai

husband: haan itni achi car hai

wife: kia tm use mere dresses use krne do gai

husband: nhi wo new lai gi

wife: kia tm usai mere shoes use krne do gai

Husband: nhi uska num 6 hai.............oooooooo shit

 

women= 46

men=55

men were beated by women in mumbi for using women's side in train..........lolzzzzzzzz

 

women= 47

men= 55

fakeer: baji kia aapke pas ek bhooke k liye khana hai

Aurat: han hai pr wo abi office se nhi aya

 

women:48

men=55

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