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>Pick the number of the month you were born
>
> 1----I fell in love with
>2----I ate
>3----I smacked
>4----I sang to
>5----I gave my number to
>6----I murdered
>7----I shot
>8----I danced with
>9----I choked on
>10---I went out with
>11---I kissed
>12---I hugged
>
>
>
>Pick the day (number) you were born on:
>
>
>1-------A homeless guy
>2-------your mom
>3-------a banana
>4-------a fork
>5-------a mexican
>6-------a gangster
>7-------a ninja
>8-------an ipod
>9-------my best friend
>10-------a goat
>11-------my dog
>12-------my dad
>13-------the computer
>14-------a football player
>15-------my neighbor
>16-------myself
>17-------a soda
>18-------a llama
>19-------a pickle
>20-------a stuffed animal
>21-------a weirdo
>22-------a sock
> 23-------a tissue
>24-------my pshyciatrist
>25-------a policeman
>26-------my brother
>27-------my sister
>28-------a baseball bat
>29-------a dvd player
>30-------my best friends brother
>31-------my cell phone
>
>Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
>
>White------Because I was high.
>Black-------Because I was drunk.
>Brown-------Because your mom told me to.
> Pink--------Because I'm retarded.
>Red---------Because the voices told me to.
>Blue--------Because Im hott and I do what I want.
>Green------Because I hate myself.
>Purple------Because I'm stupid.
>Gray--------Because that's how I roll.
>Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
>Orange----Because I love myfamily.
>Other-------Because that's what I do.


Now post the sentence which u made!


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I mudered Allama because i am retarded
I choked on my best friend Because I was high. 

acha tu kal aap ka janam din hai :)

 

kis ka???
obviously Mr. Tariq Malik ka :), "I Choked my best friend" which means 30-Sep is Birth date of Tariq malik :)
hmmm okey

1, 9, Blue

 

in sab ka ans uper sa dakh kar khud nichy likha jase uper waly 2noo members ne likha ha....
u fell in love with a goat
I smacked the computer because I was drunk 

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