Stupid questions people ask in obvious situations...
1. At market: hey! What r u doing here?
Ans: Dont u know! I sell vegetables here.
2. In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes steps on ur feet: Sorry did that hurt?
Ans :not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why dont you try again?
3.When u get woken up at midnight by a phone cal:
sorry! Were u sleeping?
Ans: No! I was doing a research whether earth is round or not. You thought i was sleeping,hw dumb!
4.When you see a friend with evidently short hair : hey! Hv u had a haircut?
Ans: nah! Its autumn season n I m shedding...
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