1. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
2.There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
3.Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils..
4.The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
5.It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.
6.Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.
7.The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
8.Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
9.The only reason people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.
10.When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.
11.There are three sides of an argument — your side, my side and the right side.
12.Everyone has photographic memory; some just don’t have the film.
13.The road to success is always under construction.