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kabhi kisi ladki se book nahi magni chahiye,
varna maar pad sakti hai COZ IT MEANS–
B-BABBY
O-ONLY
O-ONE
K-KISS

Wife:Bas karog ji..raat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho aur subah k 8 baj chuke hain.
Thake nahi kya?Aur kitna karoge?
Husband:karne do na darling abhi to mere
200 msg aur free hain

No one is mine
May be Im not fine,
No one cares 4 me
No one has tears 4 me,
No one belives me
…Everyone says leave me,
If I ever cry
No one wil even ask why?
and If I ever die
No one will cry,
No one says take care
Everyone says I dont care,
When I need someone 4 myself
I find no one 4help,
I dont know why?
Maybe talking to me they feel shy..!!
No one is mine

Maybe I m not fine. .

MERi PAGAL MOHABBAT TUMHEiN YAAD AaYEGi
Jab Chaand Sitare ChamaK Rahe Hoon..
Jaab Yaadon Ke PhooL MehaK Rahe Hoon..
Jaab Deed Ko Nain? Taras Rahe Hoon…
Jaab AanKhon se Aansoo Baras Rahe Hoon..
……:::::::::::::::::…….­­…..MERi PAGAL MOHABBAT TUMHEiN YAAD AaYEGi
Jaab Tanhai se DiL Ghabraye Gaa
Jaab Tumhein Akela-Pan Satayega
Jaab Koi Khuwab Hi Nahi Aayega
Jaab PhooL Kitab Main Hi Reh Jayega..
MERi PAGAL MOHABBAT TUMHEiN YAAD AaYEGi…..

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Dunia mein reh kar sapnon mein kho jao.
Kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi k ho jao.
Agar kuch bhi na kar sako to ae dost.
Munh mein rajai lo aur so jao.
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Sardar ji, apko logo ne kyon mara ?
Sardar,”arey yaar meri photo bus mein gir gai thi,
Maine kaha madam zara saari upar kijiye
Photo lena hai, bus…..

Dunia mein reh kar sapnon mein kho jao.
Kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi k ho jao.
Agar kuch bhi na kar sako to ae dost.
Munh mein rajai lo aur so jao.

Wife:Bas karog ji..raat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho aur subah k 8 baj chuke hain.
Thake nahi kya?Aur kitna karoge?
Husband:karne do na darling abhi to mere
200 msg aur free hain

Do sardar car me bam laga rahai the,ek sardar bola abe oy ye bam lagate-2 fat gaya to,dosra sardar bola koi baat nahi mere pass dusra bam hai.

~*That Sushmita Sen loves to pen down poems and has recent an excellent on Shahjehan and Mumtaz symbolizing the Taj Mahal. 

~*That Amitabh Bachchan is known for his punctuality. He sets an example for others to follow. 

~*That Mughal-E-Azam was the costliest film ever made during its time. It was made in a budget of Rs. 5 cr. 

~* That Aamir Khan has worked as a child artiste in his father Taher Hussain’s Yaadon Ki Baarat. 

~*That Sunil Shetty loves to play with soft toys

~*That Shahrukh loves to play with remote control cars

~* That Manisha Koirala bites her nails when tensed

~*That Sushmita Sen does not read at all. The only books she likes to read are the ones that have quotations.

~* That Aishwarya Rai who is called Ash by friends is also called Gullu at home 

~*That aamir Khan thinks for five minutes to before giving an answer that may be as irrelevant as saying yes or no

~*That Ajay Devgan pricks his cigarette with a pin, making holes in them, before smoking so as to reduce the intake of nicotine 

~* That Sushmita Sen loves animals. She has a snake as a pet. She also has four dogs and pampers them to the hilt.

~*That actress Rekha’s real name is Bhanu Rekha Ganesan 


bas bhut hogaya breakface1.gif ap logon ka sar khana
kiya yaad karein ge biggrin.gif 

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